Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Don't Forget Your Gretzky Tea

Blogger: Vance
In an association that can only mean Janet must be hanging out with Rick Tocchet again; Wayne Gretzky is now shilling for Bigelow Tea.  Yes; tea.  Seriously; tea.  That's like Crosby selling lip balm or something (ever notice his lips are like oddly pink?).  Oh wait.  Ok; so I won't begrudge him for making cash money; after all; Gretzky's no Kovalchuk.


See what they did there! "One Great Tea."  "The Great One."   THERE'S ONLY ONE LETTER DIFFERENCE. WE ARE CLEVER AND ADROIT.

Anyways; I'm only drinking Bigelow Tea from now on; that is for certain.  While you're ordering; don't forget your "99 Reasons to Drink" tshirt!  GET IT, HE WAS #99! 

I often wonder why I didn't get into advertising; it's like a child is in charge of these departments.
Labels: ,

1 comment:

mosborn said...

Adding to the list of things I never want to see printed under my head shot..."40 Tea Bags"

January 25, 2011 at 9:03 AM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
 
Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.