Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Don't Forget Your Gretzky Tea

In an association that can only mean Janet must be hanging out with Rick Tocchet again; Wayne Gretzky is now shilling for Bigelow Tea.  Yes; tea.  Seriously; tea.  That's like Crosby selling lip balm or something (ever notice his lips are like oddly pink?).  Oh wait.  Ok; so I won't begrudge him for making cash money; after all; Gretzky's no Kovalchuk.


See what they did there! "One Great Tea."  "The Great One."   THERE'S ONLY ONE LETTER DIFFERENCE. WE ARE CLEVER AND ADROIT.

Anyways; I'm only drinking Bigelow Tea from now on; that is for certain.  While you're ordering; don't forget your "99 Reasons to Drink" tshirt!  GET IT, HE WAS #99! 

I often wonder why I didn't get into advertising; it's like a child is in charge of these departments.

2 comments:

mosborn said...

Adding to the list of things I never want to see printed under my head shot..."40 Tea Bags"

Host Pay Per Head said...

I don't think that I have try it out but it looks delicious. I will give it a try.

 
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