Monday, November 15, 2010

Drunk Bruins Girl Sucks

We've all seen the video of that gal who decided that falling over in the bathroom and getting piss all over herself so her manly sounding girlfriend could video tape her kicking a potty pillar was a good idea; right? Right.  Well she was caught.  Good.  Even better?  The Bruins taking a bad situation and making it better; with a response video.

First half is the dumb whorebag; second half is the Bruins' bear. THIS IS A TEACHING MOMENT.  Good on the Bruin's for taking what was an internet sensation and twisting it in their favor.  Somebody hire that marketing team for the next election.

There's a long list of things I'd like to heel kick in Boston; they are as follows.

1. Tom Brady
2. David Ortiz
3. Robert Kraft
4. That girl
5. This guy
6. Justin Bieber
7. Potty pillar

I don't think the potty pillar is actually 7th on that list; I just can't think of anything more that needs a good spinning heel kick.

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