Thursday, February 25, 2010

So What Do You Think?

Like the new banner? I hope so, that took a while. The evolution of the BP banner, my it's been a while since I Costanza'd Marty Brodeur. Let's take a look back at some of them.

Oh my, the very first banner. Well, this one was taken down after Darren Pang got a hold of me, which in my mind was an honor. But apparently he didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did. Never heard anything from Farnsworth Bentley though, my guess is he'd be honored.

By the way, how freakin' ugly was that. My photoshop skills have improved eh?

Next of course we had a fan favorite, fat laughing Canucks fan. We know nothing about this man, other than he's fat, jolly, and has an innie. Frankly, that's all we'll ever want to know about him either.

Ahhhh the shortest lived of the banners. Why? Because, seriously, more than one person thought I was approving of the consumption of babies. How that even makes sense, I haven't a clue. It's that douchebag Bolts fan that enjoys the taste of human veal, not me. I just thought it was funny.

Taking classic Seinfeld and Brodeuring it, or is that taking class Brodeur and Seinfelding it? Either way, Marty, shut your pie hole.

Of course now we have the Olympic themed banner, fresh off the presser's, featuring the Mount Rushmore of American hockey: Ryan Miller, Zach Parise, Patrick Kane, and a truculent Brian Burke. The Bush inclusion? Well that's just damn funny.

Why am I in a reminiscing mood? Who knows, but the truth is, I'm going to need a new banner in mere days once the Olympics are over. So in the spirit of democracry, I am soliciting your help in creating a banner befitting of BanginPanger.

Rules? None (except no Panger, and F bombs, and maybe gratuitous bestiality). So brainstorm and let's make this thing happen.
Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.