Friday, October 16, 2009
Virtual Catalog? More Like SMIRTUAL CATALOG?!?
Ok, well in reality, I just wanted to make fun of the new "Ice Flirt" jerseys, aimed at the Puck Bunny screaming "I WANNA DO YOU PLAYER X, I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN PLAYER Y, I SWALLOW PLAYER Z!" down the section from you. Looking at you Carrot. But what the hell is with these things.
So here's the jersey that I just don't understand. If a woman really needs the slim fit or feminine cut or whatever the hell that is called, then fine, whatever, it's still essentially the same jersey. But this, this is all wrong.What is with the seatbelt across the chest? Isn't one of the redeeming qualities of a hockey jersey is its symmetry? WTF is up with that slanty, glittery line?
Oh and the writing on the ass? Why not just right "JUICY" and get it over with?
Oh whatever, no body will end up buying these anyways. But to the female readers, I implore you, buy a normal jersey, with a normal name, and none of this nonsense. No"two-toned nylon dazzle." No "silver gel and retro-glitter screenprint." Just a jersey. K THX.
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as a female hockey fan I must say these are fugly. The only redeeming thing about them is that they aren't pink.
I'm a girl, and these jersey's are terrible. Terrible. It looks all star trek to me, and not in the trendy Chris Pine way.
Pink jerseys are terrible too. Who heads the design team for women jersey's?
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