Buffalo Sabres Top 25 Under 25: #14 - Chad Ruhwedel
13 hours ago
Why we chose him: Never has a 6'9" intimidator been so quick on ice.No, the joke here is ESPN's Body issue. WTF is going on.
Take it from a pro: "Throw skates on Zdeno, and he's basically seven feet tall. He's got great balance and power and can't be knocked down. The joke here is that when he poke-checks, he can sweep his stick from board to board. How can you get around a guy like that? For me, he's a video gamer's dream, the create-a-player guy you've always wanted to exist in real life." - David Littman, Former NHL Goalie and producer of EA's NHL10
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