Thursday, September 24, 2009

Gretzky Steps Down

Wayne Gretzky released today he's stepping down as coach of the Phoenix Coyotes, whether or not you can label his muffled whimpers behind the bench coaching over the past years is debatable, but he got paid for it anyways. The implications of this in the Balsillie action? Who knows. I'm over it. Yeah, the Sabres will probably end up getting owned by the team in Hamilton, I'll get pissed and all that, but hey, I don't own a Blackberry, that's all your peoples fault.

If I had time, or motivation, or energy, I'd so be putting together photoshops of Gretzky's new occupational endeavors (Dancing With The Stars anyone?), but I don't. Sooooo, piss off.

Word is old Dave Tippett is the front runner to replace Gretzky. Damn him, we're all rooting for Ulf Samuellson to take over.

New rumor: We've got a sneak preview at Wayne's future plans.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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