Thursday, July 2, 2009

Fan of the Week: Piss off Alberta

Blogger: Vance
This has been a long time coming. Between a new role at work and lack of motivation, we haven't tackled a fan base in a good long while. Let's change that, starting right where we left off, Edmonton.

Edmonton. Edmonton. Edmonton. A franchise who remembers all the glory days as if they were Springsteen himself. A franchise where not even Dany Heatley will play. A franchise with some retarded, douchebag fans. On to the pictures, eh?

Need I say more? I guess this was taken back in 2006 between Carolina and Edmonton. This doesn't really jive with those same Carolina fans we found earlier though eh? Go hide with your polar bears and Eskimos Mr. Edmonton fan. You're letting the terrorists win.

What the hell is it with people and making their dogs look like such bitches! We had that Pittsburgh dog sniffing some dudes grundel, then the Ryan Miller Weiner dog, and now we've got FuFu the Perez Hilton of the Canine species. Nice touch adding the stuffed Oilers dog, it makes me hate you that much more.

Fact: You cannot drill for oil in the back of your pickup truck. No matter how much it might be leaking. But seriously, what are the chances that there are two different sets of people who build oil derricks in their pick up bed? What are the chances these people cry more than Messier?

You're right. Impossible. Nobody cries more.

Alright folks, that's all I've got today. If you want to see the rest, as always, they're right here.
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