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Monday, June 15, 2009
The First Dialogue of the Offseason
Now please people, we haven't a clue what we're going to do now that there's no hockey (I lie, we do, I'm just not telling yet), but first things first, I have to post the first dialogue of the offseason. Yeah, let's make it fun, and controversial (?), and bound to piss off somebody. Why? Why not.
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Bettman: In exchange for this silver goblet thee, owes their soul and life to meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Crosby: Can't.
Bettman: but with zeal we made a deal, for you to spend, eternity in hell!
Crosby: Can't dude, already soul out to Gatorade.
Bettman: Damn you Crosby, Damn you G, you'll rue the day you messed with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
fuckin Cindy Crosbyotch.
Bettman: Look Kid, you know you got lucky as hell winning this, but we'll pretend you had it planned all along.
Crosby: Thanks Dad. Can my friends sleep over tonight?
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