Another Monday, another Dialogue for me to be the only one to comment on.
This poor kid (by virtue of being in this picture and drafted by the Coyotes) is Michael Lee, the 91st pick in the draft. If you can work in a Michael Jackson or Billy Mays reference, +1 to you.
Michael Lee: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, that's what I always say! Photog: That's not really what it looks li... Michael Lee: You don't sit down to pee?
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Michael Lee: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, that's what I always say!
Photog: That's not really what it looks li...
Michael Lee: You don't sit down to pee?
Because you asked for it...
ML: So, you guys want me to do a commercial for a new and improved Oxy-Clean that won't make the colors in jerseys run? Sounds good...
*gets in the net*
ML: Hi, Billy Mays here....... wait can we cut? I think you guys need to update your cue cards.
Yea, I'm pretty much going to hell.
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