Friday, May 29, 2009

He'd Hit That: Cup Preview #1

Well hey we haven't done one of these for a while. Time to search the interwebz for today's scandalous money shot. Hmmmm, well since everyone outside of Bill Guerin, Fedotenko and Sykora are too young to be married on the Pens, we're going to go with someone with a little more wear and tear on Detroit. Yeah, everyone's favorite regular season whipping boy, but somehow a shoe-in for the Hall of Fame; Chris Osgood.

Oh, that silly ginger. Apparently they took the Cup to the premiere of that terrible "Love Guru" movie? Ain't that a bitch! I hope that wasn't Ozzie's day with the cup, that'd have been the biggest waste of 2 hours ever. Anyway, um, hey Chris, you're wife's hot. K thx. Yeah, she would run a Yoga studio. Atta boy Chris, atta boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.

So here's the rest of these effortlessly shallow photoshops on Player's wives. So shoot me.


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