Thursday, April 23, 2009

Why Do People Come to BanginPanger?

Probably because we Google takes everything we write out of context, and I swear, we get the funniest damn search keywords landing here. I'll do this every now and then, go through the statcounter search phrases and see what we come up with. This time, I'm tellin' you, there are some good ones in here this morning.

Now seriously, who the hell searches for "carey price retarded drunk shitty"? That's just hilarious. "Photo of Carey Price vomitting"? Really? Who wants to see that? What does "hockey red headed step child" even mean; Chris Osgood?

I can't disagree with the last one though, as Scott Hartnell is a douche, hell I probably literally wrote "Scott Hartnell is a douche" in multiple posts throughout the past couple months. So there you have it, people are effed up.
Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.