Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Now I'm not one to make accusations. But, wasn't John Bon Jovi born in New Jersey? So wouldn't he presumably be a Devils fan? So, yes. That's fail number 1. But wait, Jon Bon Jovi is also owner of a Philadelphia sports franchise, the AFL's Soul, so wouldn't that potentially make him a...Flyers fan? Whoops, there's fail number 2. And finally, Bon Jovi isn't even his real God damned name, it's John Bongiovi, Jr., douchebag, there you have it, 3 fails.
I guess the 1 stands for "Best Band Evarrrrrrrrrrr" but in all seriousness, Bon Jovi? At least the guys next to you were sporting Graves and Messier sweaters, even if #11 was crying with 2 minutes left (exaggeration...or was it).
So have at him people, exactly how much of an efstick have we got here?