Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Fans of the Week: Dallas Stars

So there are fans, and their are big time fans, then there's these guys. They scare the shit out of me. Plus, I didn't know Rob Zombie was a Stars fan. Oh well. Hey, remember when I caught Dallas Stars fan's losing all-star game votes due to improper robo-voting? Oh yeah you weren't reading then either. Hell I wasn't really reading then either. Well, anyways, we caught the guy.

We were looking for a computer programmer, with an affinity for buttons, beads, and gardening gloves, who somehow was still a Marty Turco fan. It was too easy.

Yeah I know, this wasn't the best Fan of the Week you've ever seen, but the rest of them are here anyways.
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