Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Crosby - Ovechkin Hype Machine Rolls On

And we're here to mock it.

This morning's lede 'Malkin Laich's Semin for MVP'

So everyone saw the front page of NHL.COM this morning right? The totally homo Ovechkin-Crosby splash page, why, something about that sure does make you want to make a homosexual alteration doesn't it? Done and done.

Glen Sather saw that and got upset, while Marc Staal and Dan Girardi finally feel like they belong. Wooooooooooooooo.

Come on now NHL, this game isn't even until Saturday, you've got a Kane/Toews, Luongo matchup tonight.
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