Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Ovechkin Response

Hilarious. Plain and simple. A Russian newspaper has a short interview with him and Japers Rink has got it translated.

How did you react to what Don Cherry said?

"Yeah, well, why pay attention to a senile old man? He doesn't like the fact that I celebrate my goals like a soccer player. I'm sure he's just upset that Canada doesn't have a real soccer team. He has to gripe about something, so I guess he found a cause."

He didn't just gripe, but he also threatened you, saying someday somebody is going to "cut you in half".

"Well someday is someday. We'll see it when it happens. Someday something is probably going to happen to him too."

The tone of your voice makes it seem like this got to you.

"No, this couldn't get to me. I just think it's funny."

Maybe you'll think up some new way to celebrate a goal, special for him?

"Of course. I'll put on his jacket."

Oh I really, really, reallllllllllyyyyyyy hope Ovechkin shows up for an interview sometime with a ridiculous outfit on. Like say perhaps...

Thank God for "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Perfection.

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