Wednesday, March 18, 2009

New BanginPanger Feature: The Dialogue

I'll let everyone else in the world congratulate Marty Brodeur, he did what he did, WTG big guy. But then again, I called him out earlier in the year, then went way overboard in one extended fat joke, so you all know what I think about him (HASEK/ROY FTW!).

But here's somethin' new, and we expect, hell, we demand, fan participation. Down there in that Crosby - Savvy conjecture post, buried within the comments, are a bunch of fake dialogues, each hysterical, all worthy, if you haven't read those comments yet, do so.

But here's what's gonna happen. We're going to post a picture, usually in bad taste, and it's up to you, all 14 loyal BanginPanger readers, to chronicle your alternate history of the pic. Essentially it's a caption contest, but not as pithy nor douchey. Make sense? If it doesn't you're a dumbass. On to the picture.

Move to the comments for the fun, or highly illiterate musings of a bunch of dicknoses.


Vance said...

Mats Sundin: Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much...
Mats Sundin: I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent, I miss your musk.
Toronto: Take it easy, champ.
Mats Sundin: When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Toronto: Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while? Like maybe, another half season?
Mats Sundin: Take me to pleasure town.
Jamal Mayers: Absolutely not.
Sidney Crosby: I will...I will.

Spec7ral said...

Balding Leaf Fan #6713: What a goal, eh Gino!?
Black T-Shirt Leafs Fan: Fuck yeah Dad! We're the fucking best!
Leaf Fan Drinking Baby Bottle: Fuck yeah! TEE DOT!!
Leafs: You hear that guys, they like us, they really, REALLY, like us!
Sundin: The greens keepers of Ontario better be investing in some hairdryers and heat lamps. Maybe you should save the man love for the links
Leafs: Party Poker tonight Mats?
Sundin: Sure. Just don't invite Burke this time.
Leafs: Are you kidding? It was St. Paddy's day yesterday, he booked the hyperberic chamber for the week.

Denson said...

Toronto: Heyyyy wooo goalll heyyy yayyy Antropov is gay wooo heyyy

Mats Sundin: Heyyy wooo heyyy what's up guys?

Toronto: Uhhh...??? Mats...wrong team man.

Mats Sundin: I made a mistake. It's not's me. You had me from Hello...I'm sorry.

Toronto: Dude...we heard you had Swedish Twins in your locker room today...why would you want to come back...are they hot? (Chuckling)

Mats Sundin: We do?! I wonder if they are blonde with blue eyes!

Toronto: Dude...they have dick.

Mats Sunding: aww...(shamefully skates away with stick between legs)

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