Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I'm Busy, So Time Filling Dialogue

I'm going to keep posting these, until I get full fan participation. FULL PARTICIPATION. The last one was so ripe for anal jokes, that it almost got played out too soon. Well, this one is a little more awkward, a little more bro-mancing, give us your best Cam Ward and Mike Rupp dialogue.

[In actuality, I'm really busy at work, and haven't gotten to the 5 reasons why we all hate the Tampa Bay Lightning, I'll have to write that this evening I suppose, but a preview...
...Tell me the "Florida" portion of that logo doesn't look like a used condom, complete with panhandle ballsac and reservoir tip flush with Alex Semin. All in time, all in time.]

5 comments:

Vance said...

Mike Rupp: Remember that time I cross checked you in the throat?
Cam Ward: I don't remem...
CRACK
Mike Rupp: And that's why all goalies should wear neck protectors.

Spec7ral said...

Rupp: Cam, I never notcied, but you have the most beautiful eyes...
Ward: Ok hot shot, can you back those aztec blades up out of my crease now, you creepy motherfucker?
Rupp: Sorry, I don't know what got into me there.
Ward: Maybe you should hit the showers, the stench of your cock cheese just melted my nose hairs.
Rupp: *blushes*

Rob said...
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Rob said...

Rupp: Dude, it's just a broner.

Reed-CK said...

Ward: REF HELP! RUPP IS LOOKING AT MY SPECIAL AREA!

 
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