Friday, February 20, 2009

What Just Happened?

I'm going to elaborate like woah tomorrow. But I had to get this joke off my back or else I'd lose it to the night.

Forget Heath Ledger, give Jacques Demers the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama. Jesus friggin Christ. Holding back tears...longing for Jean Bealiveau...are you kidding me?

Wooooooooooooooooo, to anyone that stayed up with tonight's hilarious fun, I bid you adieu.

Update: 9:30 AM Eastern

Well now that all of Quebec, and not just the die hard message board fans, are all in a media blitz frenzy over this "scandal", I do believe it's safe to recap what we know so far, as well as lay out alllllllllllll the fantastic rumors we had heard last night.

FACT: S. and A. Kostitsyn were acquaintances with a Mr. Pasquale Mangiola, who was arrested for drug trafficking and illegal weapons charges. They were seen out together in Montreal numerous times, with Mangiola providing the boys with luxury cars, girls, and vodka.

FUNNY: If you can't figure out that a guy named Pasquale Mangiola, who just happens to be providing you with hookers, lambo's, and legit Russian vodka isn't a mafioso, then you deserve to be deported. There, I said it.

FACT: Roman Hamrlik also knew this guy. Mangiola had access to both brothers credit cards which "made transactions easy." None of the 3 Habs' involved will be charged with any criminal wrongdoing at this juncture.

FUNNY: Giving your credit cards to mobsters. Hey guys, here's some advice.

Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.