Thursday, February 26, 2009

This is Too Funny to Let Go

So remember way back in the day when the only people who ever came upon this site were looking for Vice Presidential Candidate porn? Nailin' Palin? Bangin Palin? Ring a bell? Oh you weren't here then either? Let me remind you.

Since that time though, at least 2 dozen or so randy middle aged conservatives have happened upon BanginPanger via that same search. It's played out. But oh, we have a new winner. Usually I don't like callin' people out on their search terms, Patriot Act so on and so forth. But this is gold. Gold.

SIDNEY CROSBY BONER STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That is effing priceless. Is there like an urban legend going around Pittsburgh about Crosby getting a chubby during a team shower? Squirting his load into his belly button while pulling off an "elastic tuck" while at a club? What's the story Pittsburgh? Cause now I gotta know.
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