Friday, February 6, 2009

He'd Hit That: West Coast Style

These are starting to get harder to find. So if you find any good ones, that aren't the obvious Rachel Hunter, Gina Lee Nolan, or Janet Gretzky's of the world, please, let me know.

But today we bring you the family portrait of none other than San Jose's other center, Patrick Marleau. Having a fantastic year (26 G, 27 A) it seems Patty has scored himself a wholesome, classy, girl next door type, despite the fact he looks like a douchier Eric Lindros.

Well Mike Vick even seems to think he'd go white for Mrs. Marleau. So Christina Marleau, welcome to the ranks of BanginPangers hot hockey wives.

By the way, Patrick, it doesn't matter how much you "love" your wife, get a real dog. A poodle named Daisy? Dang son.

Update: 3/27 I suppose we can take this time to congratulate the Marleau's for welcoming another child to the world. WTG Patrick!

3 comments:

Spec7ral said...

Ah, nothing like a Mike Vick joke to start the day.

James said...

Damn is that kid UGLY! How can that lady spawn an ugly child like that? Unreal...

Vance said...

why are all their heads oddly slanted to the right...it's utterly disconcerting

 
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