Friday, February 13, 2009

He'd Hit That: Gulf Coast Style

Blogger: Vance
So Pens fans, want to know why Ryan Malone left Pittsburgh and would up in sunny Tampa? You think it was the money? Nope. Join his dad down there? Why would he care. Or was it his dear wife Abby? Why yes, yes it was.

Why do I say that?

Does that look like a girl that wants clouds and snow 68% of the year? Nah. That tan is real, it's not carrot orange. That kind of tan takes dedication and Florida heat.

But then again, what woman allows the wedding photographer to a) take this picture, b) release the photo on the internet and c) invite Jeff Reed.

Ryan, even though we know you're probably a little steamed such an explicitly awesome photo leaked on the interwebs, you've got 4.5 million reasons over the next 5 years to not care. But watch out for that Jeff Reed character, he'd hit that.
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1 comments:

Denson said...

I bet Jeff Reed already hit that. He's just so cool with that spikey hair of his.

February 13, 2009 4:32 PM

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