Sunday, February 15, 2009

Fist Yourself Pittsburgh

Not only is it the gayest "holiday" of the year, but I'm drunk, angry, and the Pens got disgraced tonight on national tv. No Passion. No Heart. No sense of urgency. No grit.

This team has no business even being talked about making a run for the playoffs. I'd rather see a team that's going to give me 100% effort every single time I watch them. Instead, tonight, I watched a team take a 2-0 lead and then sit back like a bunch of douches being coached by a douchebag nutsack licker and get their asses kicked by a bunch of hacks from Toronto. Unbelievable.

I'll post more of my collected thoughts tomorrow when I'm not drunk.
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