Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fan(s) of the Week

Well, I may or may not be stealing Vance's thunder here. But our network is basically down at work, and so I have nothing to do. So, without further ado, my selection for fan(s) of the week.

If you can't make fun of your favorite team and douchey fans, then well...maybe you're the douchey fan. But seriously, Penguin fans can be pretty damn annoying.

1. I bet that guy has never slept with anyone prior to his wedding day...and still probably would rather have sex with Crosby than his wife.

2. That girl with the slut-dress knows nothing about hockey. She thinks Crosby is hot and would gladly give her V-card to him. Too bad she lost it at 12.

This must have been taken after Ovechkin owned us on Sunday. Sigh. Sweet dog though...wait, is the dog resting on that dudes junk?

Other Fan of the Weeks....
  1. Boston
  2. Thrashers
  3. Anaheim MIGHTY Ducks
  4. Douchenozzle from Cincinnati


Vance said...

as if we need pictures to deride Pens fans.

Vance said...

and actually, yeah, it was Buffalo's turn to be made fun of, but noooooooooooooooooo you have to write another damn post about the penguins.

do you even read the site you write on?

Spec7ral said...

THe dog is resting on what looks like sweaty tear-away junk, complete with disgusting floppy black socks. That dog probably just had to do something terrible.

jamestobrien said...

Jeeeesus that guy in the powder blue Crosby jersey is fucking lame. The sad thing is, he got laid. And he probably was wearing that jersey during the process.


Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.