Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Fan of the Week: Those Lahcky Bahstahds In Bahstahn

We've come down with a little penis envy over the City of Boston's athletic accomplishments this past decade. Come on, you know you do. Patriots: Super Bowls out the ass lately. Red Sox: World Series and success. Celtics: NBA last year (but no white people care, just sayin.) And now the Bruins turn into something special. Bahstahds. [Enter Clam Chowder joke here].
Got you good Bruins Fans! Oh wait, wrong Bruins. Sorry.



Fat people are funny. That's the actual fan of the week. I think there's a little ass crack there at the beginning. 20 bucks he's a plumber. Or Unemployed.

Or Rollie Fingers here, can't decide.

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