Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Teamwork is the Key!



See you can accomplish anything when you put your mind to it!

That damn Semin, gettin' Ovechkin in allllll kinds of trouble. But then we see him hangin out with another Rooskie, Andrei Markov. STiD city.

Ovie, damn man, FUGS. And those pants, who are you trying to look like? Fred Durst? God, you're so drunk you probably got raped that night. And Markov? Cute tank top and bucket cap, you twat. You look gayer than Tobey McGuire in Spiderman 3. You're deeper in the closet than Tom Cruise. Unoriginal? Maybe, but it's damn true, dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn true.

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