Monday, January 5, 2009

Smacking, a Cock, and Semin.....

All three fit together ooo so well. If you saw the fight, you know what I'm talking about. This shit is wayyyy funnier than what Crosby did...which I'll get to in a minute. It started out as just another almost hit from behind on Marc Staal from Ovechkin...then somehow Semin and Staal got tied up and then the mockery of a fight ensued. It all happened so fast...Semin's strategy seemed to be to get off...i mean allow Staal to get his jersey off then he so smoothly slipped out of Staal's grasp and attacked him with his best impression of an inbred, slaptastic chick fight on Jerry Springer. Legendary fight. We here at BanginPanger believe Semin watches the Simpsons too much, and may have taken his fighting techniques from the Bartman himself....



Here's the real fight...see the comparisons? Scary similar.



Semin, your're a bitch.

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