Friday, January 9, 2009

Patrik Elias's Website, Unintentionally Hilarious

Blogger: Vance
Well in my search for anything hilarious regarding hockey on the web, I often come to the NHL-sponsored websites of players (where I found the Hand of Ponikarovsky). This morning I thought I'd see what Patrick Elias is up to! Well, apparently his home smells of Christmas cookies and sounds of carols fill the home. I couldn't make that up.

Nor could I make up this part. I don't know who Pavlina Drtinova is [apparently she's his assistant of sorts], but she isn't his wife (that's Petra), but I do know they have a special "understanding."
"Before games, I perform with Petra several rituals for Patrik's good luck. Looks like it works. Patrik is amazing on ice."
Pavlina, you dog! He's a married man. But hey, whatever "rituals" or "hand jobs" they're doing, it seems to be working, 8th in points ain't too shabby.

There's also some "Off the Ice" videos on there, which they won't let me embed, but, this one is worth it. Tell me, who's out of place?

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