Friday, January 9, 2009

New BanginPanger Feature: He'd Hit That

[Yeah, we know this is gonna be gratuitous. But everyone loves delving into the lives of stars, athletes, politicians, etc. so we're going to offer a glimpse into the sloppy seconds around the league. Since you're bangin Panger, we're gonna see who the NHL's bangin.]

The first gal belongs to none other than Florida Panther Richard Zednik. Yes, Zeds scored himself some nice tail. Like, real nice.

Ladies and Gentlemen, former President Bill Clinton, He'd Hit that.

Her name is Jessica Welch, who's main accomplishment in life seems to be a single episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" How could he with her there? Well played Zeds, well played.

Look for future "He'd Hit That" on Fridays. Hell I'm gonna make a schedule of these things.

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