Friday, January 16, 2009

Is it Sunday Yet?

So since I've been stalking in the shadows since the Penguins last shit show against the Caps, I figured I should at least make myself hear before Vance takes all my future posts.

Everyone for the Pens is dead tonight. Bill Thomas is up...I hate him...because I played hockey against his younger brother and he's a bag of douche. If Thomas scores tonight, maybe I'll let it slide. Prob def not. Pesonen is the other call up, who knows what fn line he'll be on. Not even the Pens website knows what's going on with the lines.

Forward
*With all the injuries and jumbled lines at
morning skate, this is anybody's guess

Defense
Orpik-Whitney
Gill-Goligoski
Boucher-Eaton

Netminder
Fleury

Reader SCOTT G thinks the lines will look more like this.

Staal Malkin Sykora
Kennedy Malkin Satan
Pesonen Malkin Cooke
Goddard Malkin Douche

Funny...but probably true. Let's see what the Juggler can come up with tonight. No reason to think the Pens are going to win this one...but...considering the bottom end of the East is pretty bad, a win tonight and the Pens are actually in the 8 spot. So keep that in mind...it's about the only thing that gets me to watch their next game.

Pens gota win sometime at home...I'm saying tonight's the night. Malkin carrys the load. Pens win 4-2.

One last thing, Tarik El-Bashir...bet you wouldn't guess he's a black dude...over at the Washintonpost actually wrote a half decent article on all the poo cocky shit between Crosby, Malkin, Semin, and Ovie. Another thanks to Drunk Scott. Seems to be less of a big deal than everyone wants to believe. Gary Bettman won't have that though,he needs his rivalries dammit! I bet you El-Bashir goes missing in the next week. Is that Spanish by the way?

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