Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Haven't Done Any of These for a While

Blogger: Vance
I hate pun-ny headlines. They're stupid. Look Philadelphia starts with Ph, so any word that starts with F, let's change that to Ph! Philadelphia Ph-lies to the Win! Phightin Phils! ASSHOLES.

Anyway, I like pickin' on major sports sites for stupid link names and headlines.

Thanks ESPN, for combining 2 completely unrelated entities, the Dallas Stars and Sidney Crosby. Wow, nice editing. Oh nevermind, you don't even cover hockey anymore, whatever.
1. A vote of confidence is going to kill Barry Trotz? That doesn't make any sense.
2. Gaborik smells. Gaborik just read that and strained his groin.
3. I'm not sure what that even means. Gretzky is a hobo?
4. The Devils have a boner. Brendan Shanahan does not, since he's old, get it, old people can't get chubbies? Yeah, I guess it's a rumor or something.
5. I clicked on that last one cause I had to know what the hell he was talking about. Article Tagline? "That's the noise distraught Canadian hockey fans hear as their game heads south." Oh STFU.

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