Thursday, January 29, 2009

Goat of the Week: That Girl?

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Seriously, I'm honestly upset. Usually somebody does something so utterly asinine that it just screams "Throw this dick under the bus!" But nothing really sticks out. We could rag on Kenny Holland for not telling his all-stars they could just show up in Montreal and not get suspended, but we gave the Wings hell last week. We could rag on the Oilers giving up 10, but honestly, it's the Oilers, so who cares?

So after a couple hours of thinking about it, I figured, screw it. It's another weak one, but who cares. Plus, I really gayed it up around here with those dancing fruits earlier.Here we've got Gums McGee shoveling some fresh shavings from around the crease...like that. Now I don't know about you, but when I'm shoveling my driveway, I stick my ass out there like that too, especially when I know I'm being photographed. At least we know there's some sort talent on Long Island.

I thought about only posting the bottom half of that picture, but then we'd miss out on the snarky referee commentary. Anyway, this is another SI photo gallery of Ice Girls, which is the apex of mainstream hockey media coverage in America.

So that undoubtedly pretentious little darling is your Goat of the Week, get over it. Seriously though, awesome ass, kudos to you.
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