Monday, January 12, 2009

Alex Ovechkin: No Headline Could Do Him Justice



1. I could beat Ovechkin in golf. Take that to the bank.
2. I could not score as much tail as Ovechkin. Take that to the Franklin effing Mint.

Though sometimes, you can't help but question his sexuality. Maybe it's just a Euro thing.
Posted by Vance at 3:44 PM
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