Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Well with the Economic times as piss poor as they are...

...Obviously we're going to have some relocations within the next 5 years. Isn't that special! The Board of Governors, you know, those guys who consistently rip us off with 7.50 Michelob Ultras, 4 dollar dogs, and piss poor nachos, are meeting in the sunny confines of south Florida (but they're not going to go see a Panthers game either). They're getting some economic rundowns from, get this, economists. It doesn't look good for some of you. Specifically, you Phoenix.
That's all well and good. Shit happens, the NHL tried expanding the game into the Florida, Arizona, So Cal, but let's be honest, Mexicans don't watch hockey, it's too cold, nachos aren't very good, can't admire the landscaping on the field, etc. etc. I could go on.

But the fact of the matter is that we have a unique opportunity to help identify cities and regions who deserve a relocating franchise. And we'd like to start grindin' the gears, get the wheels turning, etc. for the NHL, so we don't end up with another one of these. LOGO MONTAGE

If Bangin Panger is gonna make a logo, it's going to be one of a couple things, or maybe all at once. Bad Ass (imagery, naming, color scheme), Sexual Innuendo (imagery, naming, color scheme) or blatantly dirty and vulgar. Manitoba MILFS, Louisiana Flash, Hershey Highways, San Fran Fruitcakes etc. etc. etc.

Now this would be a perfect example, now I didn't create this, apparently it was at one point a secondary logo for the Tampa Bay Lightning, but by God, that graphics guy managed to make the entire state of Florida look like one giant cock. This is what we're aiming for, beating this.

He masterfully altered the panhandle into a ball sac! Even gave it a reservoir tip! I mean, this is effing genius. Obviously, this is a flaccid team but come on, this is too funny.

Ok, here's the plan, we got a blank jersey template, rock it out. Do what you gotta do, Primary logo, secondary logo, jerseys, 3rds, do it up right. This should be funny. If you want to make a serious jersey, that's cool too, just we probably won't post it, unless it falls under the categories of Bad Ass, Innuendo, Vulgar, or just egregiously homosexual. Do it. Do it.

Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.