Friday, December 12, 2008
UPDATED: Co-Goat of the Week Joe Sakic
Well I can't rescind the Goat award to Stamkos, cause that damn William Hung picture took me a while. Plus, even with the win against Montreal, the point remains the same. Goat.
But how I overlooked Captain Sakic in the first place puts me to shame. Let's say I'm Mr. Joe Sakic, I'm worth a good 50+ million, I'm injured with hernia issues, just tryin to get back to the ice. So what am I doing? Playin effing xbox and watching every episode of Arrested Development and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, in a row.
What's Sakic decide to do? He's gonna take care of the snow in his driveway. Enter snow blower, exit 3 fingers. Joe, turn off the damn thing before you go grabbin away.
"It's a freak accident. It can happen to anyone," Avalanche defenseman Adam Foote said. Can it, Adam, can it? Cause I'm not an asshat, I'm not stickin my hand in that thing. Hey Joe, look you've had a tremendous career, but you're worth so much money, why isn't some immigrant shoveling, not snowblowing, shoveling, your driveway? Think about it Joe. Think about it. But Adam Foote doesn't think he should.
"It's easy to say in hindsight," Foote said. "But you could easily be walking your dog and another dog attacks your leg and you blow out your tendon in your foot. You say, 'Why? Why?'I think Adam Foote might be a douche too.
Joe Sakic, you get an honorary Co-Goat of the Week.
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