Sunday, December 14, 2008

Stars Dump Avery for Good.

The days of Sean Avery wearing a Dallas Stars jersey are over. Avery was eligible to return to the Stars today, but the club announced Sunday "that a return to the Stars is not in the best interest of either the hockey club or Avery"



Now for Dallas, it doesn't matter at all that that douchebag is gone. He's a no talent ass-clown that exemplifies all that is wrong with the NHL and sports in general. Maybe the city of Dallas is just too small have two f-sticks. T.O wins again.


"Sean needs to focus on his own well-being while the Stars hockey team must focus on playing hockey and competing for a playoff spot," Stars co-general manager Brett Hull said in the statement.

REALLY? BRETT HULL? REALLY? You must still think your skate wasn't in the crease against the Sabres in 99'. Douche



Avery, on the other hand, will likely land on some other unfortunate team again in the NHL. You avid hockey readers know where to go if you want hockey rumors that come from a Dog and Tennis ball...so I'm not going to even begin to speculate what team is going to sign him.

But with the imminent return of Avery haunting our every thought, it begs to ask the question...will we see some more of the same bullshit antics as usual? Something like this...




Or this turtling bitch...




Or this faggoty ass shit...




Or will we see a different Avery, will these anger management classes somehow payoff and return to us a kinda, softer, gentler Avery?

Like This.



No need to photoshop this picture. It's just...wow. And let me say, if you think Avery isn't just going to these anger management classes so that he can come back to the NHL, you're an idiot. He'll return as the same classless garbage hockey player we've all come know him as.



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