The NHL Sent Us, Bangin Panger!, a Memo

Now I'm one to pick fights against entire cities, fan bases, douche bags and the like, but this is a fight I'm afraid I can't win. This morning I received an email, shortly after the piece on Sean Avery and the NHLPA was posted, from the NHL, electronically signed by one William L. Daly, whom I see is the Deputy Commissioner of the League.

It seems as though the NHL has deemed Bangin Panger! and the lovable band of miscreants who read, write, and photoshop the shit outta the NHL, to be performing "conduct detrimental to the league" and has hereby suspended us from the remainder of the year.
Apparently By-Law 17, Article 6 of the NHL Constitution reaches much further than the locker rooms and players.

I'm fightin' this shit! SEE YOU IN HELL BETTMAN!