Sunday, December 21, 2008
Hockey 101 Boys: Penguins ReCrap
So last night, the only three players that showed up were Malkin, Matt Cooke, and Sykora. Cooke was hitting everything and anything, and it was fn awesome since I was 3 rows from the glass, right behind that dumbass crazy penguin lady. Can't say enough about Cooke's effort last night though. Proved once again why he's way better than douchenozzle Ruutu.
Now Malkin. The man is a MANIAC, and had an awesome game going for him last night...until...oops. Yah, what Malkin did is something all hockey players learn before they're even allowed to put on skates. DO NOT PASS, SKATE, or fn DANGLE with puck in front of your net. Stupid play which resulted directly in a Toronto goal. I wanted to vomit. I watched it all happened. The guy in front of me jumped into the glass and knocked the camera man sideways out of anger. Hilarious.
Malkin made a second bone-head move in the 3rd trying a one-touch breakout pass that again was turned into a goal, but a that point the Pens were taking their chances.
-To Malkins defense, no one else showed up and he was trying to carry the team on his back and make things happen. I was ashamed of the way the faggoty ass Steeler jersey wearing bandwagon Pens fans booed him. Yes he had some awful plays, but man, Malkin is going to get run out of Pittsburgh just like Jagr.
-I'm not sure Crosby even played.
-The refs were terrible last night. I can't even express my anger.
-Therrian is a f-nugget. Pulling Fleury was an awful idea. Fleury let in ONE bad goal. The rest were turnovers in the slot, and 2 with good screens. His second game back and he's pulled, great for his confidence I'm sure. And don't argue that a change in goalie was trying to "change things up". I don't buy that shit. It was 5-1.
- Goddard being sent out to fight was retarded. He just tried to fight anything that moved, and then just dropped his gloves, got a roughing penalty, and next thing you know it's 4-1. Again, stupid ass coaching.
The Eastern Conference is a cluster F*** right now. Just gotta keep pace.
Dear Ryan Whitney, <3 <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo please come back, heart..Denson.
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