Friday, December 19, 2008

Goat of the Week: Eklund

Now I'm pretty sure everyone who follows hockey has visited hockeybuzz.com as it is one of the biggest NHL fan communities out there. It's a pretty nice site, as long as you don't listen to a damn word that Eklund, the anonymous blogger, says. He seems to be a nice enough guy, but just don't buy into what he's sayin, it ain't true.

This week was a landmark diaster for this anonymous assbag. With the imminent signing of one Mats Sundin, Eklund was in rare form. Throwing out E3's, E4's, dominoes (you'll understand if you read the site) , etc. only for that to come alllllllllll crashing down when Sundin signed with Vancouver, while Eklund was touting, heavily, that Mats was destined for the Rangers. But Ek was so sure of himself! Well, sometimes going out on a limb gets you the Goat of the Week.

Let's just look at the past week's headlines from Hockeybuzz, a timeline if you will.

Multiple Sources saying "Mats is Broadway Bound"..not yet confirmed
Monday, December 15, 2008 11:04 PM

Sundin Decision Coming Today?
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 4:16 PM

Start Spreading the News....(e4) ALMOST (e5)
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 9:36 AM

The Latest....call the Hockeybuzzcast at 6pm ET
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:35 PM

Limbo? No Not Really... Talkcast at 4:15
Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:20 AM

CANUCKS SIGN MATS SUNDIN OFFICIALLY! WOW!!!! DOMINOES???

Thursday, December 18, 2008 6:11 PM

hmmmm....EPIC FAIL

From Monday to Thursday, he went from completely sure of himself to absolutely wrong. Even the very day Sundin signs with the Canucks, Eklund was still saying that it was the Rangers. Asshole. I mean, if you been reading that site for as long as some of us here at the Bangin Panger have, you'd know that the is just the tip of the iceberg. In hockey circles he's a joke, outside of hockey circles he's a joke. [I would make fun of his dog and their stupid videos, but his dog is currently at the vet, and they think he has cancer, and dog's and cancer is not a joking matter.]

Anyways, Ek, for your shoddy reporting, anonyminity, and just plain being wrong, you join Mr. Avery, Mr. Stamkos, Mr. Sakic, and Ryan O'Byrne as a Bangin Panger Goat of the Week. I guess being anonymous doesn't really allow me to get a picture of him effin a goat. hmmm.


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