Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Get the tissues, someones cryin
"Bangin Panger is what you want to say about hockey, but don't know where or how. We do it. We're all biased fans of our respective teams, we're fans just like you are, except anonymously on the internet we make fun of them.
We don't do analysis (well sometimes), we don't do rumors (unless we make them up), and we don't do news. F news. What we do is immature, crude, homophobic photoshops of NHL teams and players, post videos of highlights, lowlights, fights, or anything we think is funny.
It is what it is, and it is funny."
We make fun of players here, and its easier to make fun of players we hate AKA Crosby and Ovetchkin. I'm one of the few non-biased hockey fans out there. I love the flyers, but if they deserve to be made fun of, then I will. I think Briere is just as much a bitch as Crosby, but Briere is small and fits in the palm of your hand. Hartnell is a jackass, and I'd like to grab him by his Jew-fro looking ginger hair and drag his face accross the pavement. Theres plenty of douches out there to pick on, but it's easier to pick on the players in the spotlight. (and I think Crosby looks good w/ a black dildo in his hand) So don't get your panties in a bunch b/c we're making fun of the person you have wet dreams to at night, when the Pens rape the Flyers in the playoffs again, you can have the last laugh. And then I can say "Why not us?" Don't worry Denson, I still love your 1/2 black ass. Just remember, this is bangin panger, making fun is what we do...
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