Friday, December 26, 2008

Digest This

Here's something for Scooter to cream his pants to...

Didn't work? Oh, well since you love Crosby so much, I bet you have a big black dildo just like the one he uses. Why don't you lock yourself in your bedroom and use it while watching a replay of your team getting shutout by the worst team in the NHL.
Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.