Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Where's Denson?

Blogger: Vance
One could only imagine where the other supposed "blogger" has been since he's written last. Now that he's back in that God forsaken place known as Pittsburgh, my guess is he's chasing down his heroes, and constantly voting online for Sergei Gonchar.

My guess is he googled where the Pens players hang out, creeped all over them, then went back and saw Malkin's dick (that has actually happened). Perhaps he stuck his P in Crosby's A, then pulled it out and C'd all over his chest, or not, might've happened. We simply just don't know, he hasn't been here to say he hasn't.

What we do know however, is his bitch ass hasn't written jack shit.

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