Sunday, November 23, 2008
Public Service Announcement sponsored by Bangin' Panger
We hear at Bangin Panger are trying to provide a family experience, a place where passionate puckheads like ourselves can ridicule our teams, other teams, and other miscellaneous hockey related (or not) topics. I feel it is our job as faceless bloggers to help educate these men (women?). 33.3% have fallen prey to this horrible affliction: visiting a hockey blog when searching for porn.
With only 66.6% of the internet viewing public successfully finding the video that aids them in the quest to beat their meat, we at Bangin Panger want to help. To successfully find the information you desire, please use the search terms "Who's Nailin' Palin" or "Nailin' Palin + preview" or "Hustler + Palin + Video." We're not judging you, by all means, that would make us hypocrites. We are simply trying to help.
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Now I realize earlier I wrote on the individual from Cleveland whom first happened upon Bangin Panger via Google. I thought this was going to be an anomaly, but no, this is a trend. Instead of getting their kicks to a random tramp in glasses getting nailed by some tatted up 'roid head, they find a bunch of immature cocks acting like anyone gives a damn about their opinions. Poor single, 16 - 52 white male, we've gone done and interrupted your wank session, I almost now feel obligated to post the video once it's done filming (shouldn't that take like 5 minutes? 2 for the shaving/manscaping, 2 for the boning, 1 to mix in the porn groove, and tah dah, porno).
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