Thursday, November 13, 2008
My All-Star Picks, as if you care
[edit:: NHL widget = epic fail, I'll try to get it up soon]
My Picks:
East: Alex Semin, Evgeni Malkin, Thomas Vanek, Mike Green, Andrei Markov, Ryan Miller
West: Marian Hossa, Jarome Iginla, Pat Kane, Shea Weber, Brent Burns, Niklas Backstrom
Ok, now that you've seen my picks...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!? Have the entire cities of Dallas and Montreal decided, respectively "Well gawd dangit, I reckon since we ain't got nothin' better tah do, we might as well get dem boys from that there stick game in the all-star game" "Hey, whaddaya tink? Get our boys in the ole all-stah game n den go get some french fries n gravy?" Gimme a break, this is why the fan voting is absolutely retarded, a bunch of r-tards (pronounced R tards) sit around and click vote.
Get a freakin job! [Ironically, I write this rant from my office, takin' it to the man] I'm not going to say that some of these guys don't deserve it, but seriously Montreal, go f yourselves. Your team is good, it's your Centennial, we get it, but seriously, I realize it's that time of the year before you can go hunt polar bears and penguins but after you wrestle polar bears and penguins, is there nothing to do but vote for NHL all-stars? Really?
Would it surprise me if somebody coded a macro auto voting over and over again? Absolutely not, I'd say the main culprit would be Habs fans, since you know, they don't have computers in Texas.
As of 9:52 AM Eastern Time, here are your leading vote getters for the NHL AllStar game.
Like I said before, the F-sticks (pronounced F Sticks) in Texas and Ontario are knob gobbling the likes of Saku Koivu, who hasn't been relevant since '99, he who has as many points as Semin has goals, leads him by a sound 47,000 votes. Makes sense? Right. Andrei Markov deserves to lead in Dmen cause he's a top Dman right now, fine. But Carey Price putting together a 60,000 vote lead over #2, and a 100,000 vote lead over Ryan Miller. Please, give me a break, wipe the Hab's cream off your collective ski goggles and get real.
I'm not even going to talk about the West, what's the point. Mike Ribeiro, most votes in West, has 1 goal. One measly, insignificant tally, you know what, I'm gonna look up that goal and post the video of that goal, so that you can see how fantastic Mike Ribeiro surely must be to warrant the most votes amongst Western forwards.
Oh Yeah! How clutch! The 5th goal when it was already 4-1! Against the Islanders! Oh baby! Dallas, don't move on from the Cowboys simply because Romo fumbles, T.O. cries, and Jerry Jones is in another psychiatric session. Stick with them, because your hockey team, is currently, terrible. Oh wait, I've just been alerted to another video of your magnificence, actually, not only do you still only have one goal, but you're a total dick too.
A sick move, no doubt, but if I'm Dustin Brown, I jump the boards and two hand him in the face so he gets what he's asking for.
I just worked myself into a frenzy of angst and perpetual hatred towards those cities. If my somebody comes in here and asks me to accomplish anything, I might go off. I might.
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