Friday, November 28, 2008

Brian Burke to the Leafs

Blogger: Vance
The worst kept secret in hockey today was finally realized when Brian Burke signed on the dotted line, and became the General Manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He said he was moving back east to be closer to his children in Boston, yeah right. This egomaniac just wants to further cement his legacy by turning around what could be considered the most disorganized, out of touch team in the league.

I just can't fathom that what he did over the past month wasn't against some sort of NHL collusion rules or something. He abruptly "resigns" from his post in Anaheim, gallivants across North America, and winds up with a mega-GM contract from the leafs. He's also going to become team president. Slobber away, leafs fans, slobber away.

Unfortunately, there won't be any more feuds between Kevin Lowe and Brian Burke. Those two assholes fighting via newspaper is hilariously childish. Who can pick up the slack in the East?

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