Friday, October 24, 2008

Introducin Bangin Panger

Blogger: Vance
This blog has nothing to do with Darren Pang. I like the guy, maybe could use a trip to the hair restoration clinic, but you know, whatever. The guy's like what, 5'5'' and played goalie for God's sakes, (just looked it up, he actually was 5'5''. Thanks Wikipedia). Dude's small.

Anyways, now that that's out of the way, let's get to the point of this. Me and my buddies are huge hockey fans, and visit all the same sites you do: Hockeybuzz, TSN, THN, Sportsnet, Spectors Hockey, whatever. Everyone has their favorite site, favorite writer, favorite anonymous piece of shit who acts like he knows what he's saying, we're not going to do that here.

This blog is to call bullshit on the nonsense that these talking heads around the US and Canada spew everyday. I'm not an insider, I don't know anyone who's gonna give me a scoop. We're definitely not going to pretend to know Dave Tallon and try to tell you how the Hawks are going to get Khabibulin off the books, cause frankly, it ain't gonna happen. Dude's goin to the A.

But here's what we're gonna do, we're going to follow our teams, follow the rest of the NHL slate, offer some relatively immature humor, and give you something to look at while you work. Hockey isn't politically correct, and neither are we, so don't expect it.

Who knows, maybe we'll offer our own ideas on trades, strategy, where we really think Sean Avery should go (hell), but really why would you care? But then again, people listen to Eklund like he's the 2nd Coming, and we all know thats true. [end sarcasm] What a dick.

edit:: I actually like Ek and all the guys there (I too post over there), what he's done for the "hockey community" has been tremendous, and certainly has filled a niche for the hockey viewing - web browsing community. To Ek, I tip my hat. Fun Fact: He won't ever see this blog.

Anyways, you'll get to know each one of us, who we're for, who we hate, and all that nonsense. But really, we just get bored at work, so we're going to be inappropriate and write "blog entries" and "predictions" and "power rankings." This is already sounds like more work than it should be. Dammit.

So, here's to a little fun, some hilarious photoshopping efforts, and Panger.

- Vance
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Fact: BanginPanger is not meant as an insult to the one and only Darren Pang, nor do I claim to be him. The views and opinions presented on BanginPanger are of my own, and no other namesake of the site, the NHL, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, or anyone else.