Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dave Coulier, my new nemesis

Karma is a bitch. I pick on poor little Dave Coulier and that Canadian [wo]man Morisette and all of the sudden Spezza's summons his inner Gretzky and Auld his best Dryden. Way to make the Sens look awesome guys! But no, it wasn't that the Sabres arrived in Buffalo at 4 am yesterday, nor the 4 consecutive OT games, no no, it was that god damned Dave Coulier. That asshat ruined our undefeated in regulation season.

No more predicitions, I failed at that. But then again, did I? Heatley scored, told yah he would. The General potted one, told yah he would. So yah know I did ok, but I'm new at this, so back off dicks.

The real point at this is to voice my displeasure at one Dave Coulier. I'm not gonna rag on his career, or lack thereof, but he, himself, and the photos I find of him, will be a focal point of mocking and derision from here on out.


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